Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!

Said for the guy she hadn't sucked yet, but got carried away and swallowed down his throat

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

In such a hurry to the picnic that she forgot the food — I'll have to eat sperm